In a medium bowl, mix together the diced fresh jalapeño, chopped cranberries, and 1 cup of the chopped bacon. Set aside.
In a large bowl, use a hand mixer to whip the cream cheese until smooth and creamy.
Add the shredded Monterey Jack cheese, sour cream, pickled jalapeños, garlic powder, onion powder, mustard powder, and remaining ½ cup bacon. Mix until well combined.
Place the mixture onto a large piece of plastic wrap and shape into a football. Transfer to a serving platter and smooth the edges.
Press the jalapeño-cranberry-bacon coating onto the top and sides of the football.
Slice Monterey Jack cheese into thin strips and arrange on top to create football laces.
Serve with crackers and enjoy!